Kim Collins Sent Home From Olympics for Meeting His Wife in a Hotel

Collins took to Twitter this morning to communicate the bad news. “My fans, I won’t lie. Won’t be running in the Olympics tonight.” He also added, “even men in prison get their wives to visit.” Continuing the evil discrimination against late 30’s guys, apparently the married guys with kids are the only ones who cannot have sex while in the Olympic village. One night stands, though, are reason for celebration.

[photo via US Presswire]