Laron Landry is a Certified Monster With Cartoonishly Large Arms

If there is a plane with doors large enough for Landry to fit through, FEMA should fly him to areas affected by natural disasters so he can him pick up medium-sized buildings that may have people trapped underneath.

Rumors that Landry had his heart replaced with a Hemi have not yet been confirmed true.

Should we be worried by the fact that his biceps are as big as the waist bands of most Redskin fans’ sweatpants?

Any chance he fit any cardio into his routine this winter or do we just think he crushed the bones of some Olympics sprinters into a fine powder, mixed it with some Muscle Milk and called it a day? Good lord.

[via @mrlandry30, @encoresportsceo via DC Sports Bog]