Mario Balotelli Owns a Pet Pig, Because of Course He Does
By Mike Cardillo
La mia amica maya del mio amico Dani uno dei miei portafortuna! My friend maya of Dani , my friend is my mascot!! pic.twitter.com/egMi9ybZ7o
— Mario Balotelli (@FinallyMario) May 19, 2013
The actual, real-life Mario Balotelli finally joined Twitter last week. Unless you’re fluent in Italian, there hasn’t been much noteworthy from the walking, soccer-playing meme.
Sunday Balotelli posted a picture of, apparently, his own pet pig … which makes perfect sense in Planet Mario.
Later in the day Balotelli scored a late penalty kick for AC Milan to help them rally to defeat Siena and finish third in Italy’s Serie A, thus clinching a place in next season’s Champions League, albeit the qualifying playoffs.
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