Marlins Reportedly Trading Josh Johnson, Jose Reyes, Mark Buehrle & Others to the Blue Jays

Josh Johnson, Jose Reyes and Mark Buehrle are among the many names reportedly taking their talents far away from South Beach according to FOX Sports’ Jon Morosi and Ken Rosenthal. The Marlins are currently negotiating a blockbuster deal that will send everyone making more than seven figures to Toronto in exchange for the hatred of all 12 of their fans.

Catcher John Buck and speedy utility player Emilio Bonafacio are also a part of the deal. The trade means that the Marlins, with their new stadium a whole 1-year old, are moving on from their failed spending spree from the summer of 2011. In return, the Marlins will pick up shortstop Yunel Escobar, pitcher Justin Nicolino and shortstop Adeiny Hechavarria. I am without words.