Minor League Team Offers Up Hot Dog Pizza, Because Why the Hell Not?

Minor league team puts spin on pizza, w/ hot dog crust. You heard that right, hot dog crust. (via @FresnoGrizzlies) pic.twitter.com/cyY1iQvAu1
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Time is a flat circle. Wait, that phrase is so 2014. Let’s start over.

Pizza is a flat circle … except when its crust is filled with hot dogs, or something. The Fresno Grizzlies, as part of their half-way to Halloween festivities on Thursday, will welcome a Frankenslice pizza to the stadium. They’ll also wear blood-splattered Zombie uniforms.

I’d imagine the decision for the hot dog pizza promotion went a lot like the thinking behind the Delta House fraternity nicknames in National Lampoon’s Animal House.

— Why hot dog pizza?

— Why not?

My only salient thought here is instead of landing one really awesome ballpark food stuff, you’re going to end up with two subpar options. Expect, too, to see this pop up on a Papa John’s menu within the next calendar year.