Here Are the Funniest Tweets About Arian Forster's NFL Script Conspiracy Theory
By Liam McKeone
After last weekend's championship games were rife with questionable calls, some fans began to voice their sincere thoughts that the NFL is, in fact, rigged. The movement has gained a concerning amount of traction and at times makes one feel like BJ Novak in the first half of Vengeance. Former Houston Texans running back Arian Foster surveyed the landscape and smartly decided to feed into the frenzy as podcast content.
On the latest episode of Macrodosing across from Barstool Sports' PFT Commenter, Foster joked that the NFL delivers the "script" to players before the year that determines everything that will happen over the course of the season.
Former NFL player arian foster admits NFL is literaly rigged pic.twitter.com/RSfqF1OwKI
— PFT Commenter (@PFTCommenter) January 31, 2023
This has spawned a legion of tweets from random people and fellow NFL players alike making jokes about the script the NFL has written. Here are some of the funniest.
Tom Brady reading his script after getting drafted in the NFL : https://t.co/m6sDMif3wQ pic.twitter.com/ApPLOrBvNY
— Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) (@shannonsharpeee) February 1, 2023
Me, a Lion, after reading our 2008 script https://t.co/x1DtpVc3I8 pic.twitter.com/mgyDVPN3Wf
— FOST (@GeorgeFoster72) February 2, 2023
Brady seeing Matt Ryan walk into the Super bowl 51 Script reading pic.twitter.com/uXhc3OzjpE https://t.co/VLVlBXZr0I
— mick 🚬 (@HoesScared) February 1, 2023
Reading the End of the Script for 2012 https://t.co/DeuLz9ISnq pic.twitter.com/LP9waIx2pc
— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) February 1, 2023
Trevor Lawrence when he got the script that he has to throw 4 INTs but gets to lead one of the greatest comebacks in NFL playoff history https://t.co/mL1BBxYaNQ pic.twitter.com/gIbFGjp0bO
— ً (@MyTeamHatesMe) February 1, 2023
Me when i got the script for our 2021 season https://t.co/PJq9KiPMM9 pic.twitter.com/uASrHuN8LJ
— Darius Slayton (@Young_Slay2) February 2, 2023
Kennedy Golladay after reading his script with the Giants. https://t.co/14s5aEgKaE pic.twitter.com/fanPXEL0eK
— Connor Kelley (@_connorkelley_) February 1, 2023
The Detroit Lions after reading every script since 1958: https://t.co/1gMhJGvIuI pic.twitter.com/6bZzdjiWGV
— For Uche (@UrinatingTree) February 1, 2023
Andy Dalton reading the Wild Card game script ever year https://t.co/Sq679cZuGy pic.twitter.com/lDV0BkjRk8
— Kofie (@Kofie) February 1, 2023
Tom Brady seeing Russell Wilson walk into the Super Bowl XLIX script reading pic.twitter.com/NQWDnHBigV https://t.co/9kxSxydRk0
— HOT TAKES ANA 🏈 (@FootballGirlAna) February 1, 2023
Trevor Lawerence after reading his script at halftime against the chargers: https://t.co/KY82WtfGoR pic.twitter.com/0tf8RgeL0q
— Daily Grind Fantasy Sports (@DGFantasy) February 1, 2023
Me after Marvin handed me the script to the 2016 playoff loss against the Steelers https://t.co/xSsSCEZilb pic.twitter.com/PckGWRR0zB
— George Iloka (@George_iloka) February 1, 2023
Cam Newton after he read the script and saw that he wasn’t allowed to jump on the fumble in SB50 https://t.co/MDlkOuFZ2j pic.twitter.com/5dnLAK5Slm
— m o d . (@ahmaad___) February 1, 2023
Getting my script my first 3 years and seeing I dont make it past Training Camp. https://t.co/SMioCoP3CI pic.twitter.com/aquYLvtd4k
— Craig Reynolds (@13_CJR) February 1, 2023
Tremendous stuff all around.