Local Blogger Named Sausage King of Detroit, Presented With Lavish Meat-Based Tribute by Pistons
By Kyle Koster
The Detroit Pistons have the second-worst record in the NBA but at least they are trying. Like every other team in the city, perhaps they'll achieve the impossible dream of achieving a winning record three years down the road. Yay?
Anyway, it's been a rough campaign. All worth it, though, this week as the team finally did the right thing and properly recognized the heroic eating habits of Andy Isaac, a local blogger who dreamed a big dream and posted his way into unlimited free encased meats for a year.
Isaac tweeted out a vague threat and demands to be met with a red carpet and balloons upon his arrival to the Charlotte Hornets game on Tuesday and the organization had no choice but to placate him, given the considerable influencing power of his fingertips.
@WorldofIsaac So uh, friends and family can get in on that free food deal, right? pic.twitter.com/d6KZHEINYV
— Bally Sports Detroit (@BallySportsDET) May 7, 2021
Ok, bet. Here's your red carpet and balloons?AND a year long membership card for free sausage, courtesy of our friends @DearbornBrand.
— Detroit Pistons (@DetroitPistons) May 5, 2021
Nothing but the best for the Sausage King of Detroit. https://t.co/TGo6eJZfZg pic.twitter.com/P7kHK56ibR
Truly inspirational stuff. Even more life-affirming given Isaac's vow to share the goodness with fellow Pistons fans next season.
The @DetroitPistons and @DearbornBrand have given sausage to me and now I give back to the people of Detroit.
— Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) May 7, 2021
Each game that I'm in attendance next season, I'll buy Sausage Haus for five fans.
I love you all. https://t.co/JDYYdq4RJj
Folks, it's not lost on us that so much of the news that finds its way to this here website is scandalous or depressing. But Isaac's insatiable appetite and the Pistons' transparent attempt to create good PR? Well, that's some delicious goodness to bite into.
All hail Detroit's new sausage king.