Roundup: Anchorman 2 is Happening, Mega Millions Lottery Hits $500 Million, & RIP Earl Scruggs

Buy your Mega Millions ticket(s) yet? It’s enough to buy a pretty big parking lot. [Star-Ledger]

Music pioneer Earl Scruggs died yesterday. [Seattle PI]

ESPN’s plans for MLB’s opening week. [Fang’s Bites]

Thomas Robinson’s will to win. [The Shiver]

Man with explosives attempts to board plane at Philadelphia airport. [ABC News]

The Lakers, Andrew Bynum and Kobe Bryant. [Hardwood Hype]

How to boycott Frank McCourt’s parking lots. [LA Weekly]

The NBA now sells player Twitter handle t-shirts. [Larry Brown Sports]

Mad Men’s Matthew Weiner is going to direct a comedy starring Zach Galifianakis and Owen Wilson. [A/V Club]

FIFA set up a corruption hotline. [Dirty Tackle]

Former lawyer and sideline reporter now coaching Utah’s corners. [Coaching Search]

Jason Heyward robbed Raul Ibanez. [Guyism]

Brian Hoyer is happy backing up Tom Brady. For now. [Comcast]

A snake needs surgery after eating golf balls he thought were eggs. [Sportress of Blogitude]

No “might” here. You are a redneck. [via Cartmaniak]

The Bruins continued use of this Bear does not fail to amuse me.

“Dear The Cleveland Browns…” Just solid work here.

In case you were wondering what the old guys who fought in the dialysis center look like. [Kentucky Sports Radio]

And finally… Yes, this is happening.