Roundup: Biden Signs New COVID Relief Bill; Matthew McConaughey Considering Run For Governor; Epstein Mansion Sold

President Biden signs new COVID relief bill into law, stimulus checks arriving soon... Matthew McConaughey is considering a run for Texas governor... Jeffery Epstein's NYC mansion sold for $51 million, victims to split proceeds... ESPN signs Marly Rivera to an extension... Trump call to Georgia lead investigator reveals more details... Mumford & Sons banjo player on hiatus after controversy... Mississippi governor signs bill banning transgender athletes from women's sports... One in 10 Americans have been vaccinated a year after pandemic declared... Ree Drummond gives update on nephew and husband's car crash... Guam offers Marjorie Taylor Greene cookies and a history book after she falsely claims it's a foreign country unworthy of aid... Judge reinstates third-degree murder charge against ex-cop Derek Chauvin in George Floyd's death...

Scientists Needed Help Against Covid-19. They Asked Sports. [WSJ]

Phoebe Bridgers Doesn't Have Time For 'Goat Beard Assholes' [Esquire]

The story behind the Fenway pizza throw [MLB.com]

Experts: Sports fans win in post-COVID ticketing world [ESPN]

Toy Story 4 Easter egg refers to typo that nearly wiped Toy Story 2 from existence [AV Club]

So psyched for this.

Pretty cool.

Hilarious.

This looks real weird.

Banger alert!