Roundup: Maria Sharapova is Banned, J.K. Simmons is Ripped, Ghostbusters Cast Reunion

Emily Ratajkowski … J.K. Simmons is getting super ripped to play Commissioner Gordon for some reason … babies grow to the size of their bottles … this will make you laugh … don’t drink coffee? …  advance tickets for Coachella 2017 sold out … tickets taxpayers paid for the country’s first modern stink bombs … the Lonely Island answered questions about Judd Apatow’s penis … and Apatow confirmed it… (and you should go see Popstar. It was amazing.) … woman struggles horribly trying to grill … Prince Harry is rumored to be “secretly courting” Ellie Goulding … meat clown?

Aaron Hernandez has hired a brand new defense team. [ESPN]

Yu Darvish left yesterday’s game early, but he’s probably fine! [Dallas Morning News]

Brazil crush Haiti in Copa America action. Did that answer their critics? [Bleacher Report]

Andrew Luck and the Colts are working on a “blockbuster” extension. I can’t imagine the non-guaranteed number that will be reported. [NFL]

Tiger Woods is going to miss a few more tournaments. [Tiger Woods]

Maria Sharapova’s 2-year ban has been upheld. She’ll be back in early 2018! [CNN]

15-year old Zion Williamson looks like a more athletic Zach Randolph, but he’s only 6’4″. Maybe he’ll be a left-handed Larry Johnson instead?

Just a Russian couple who adopted a bear 23 years ago and have been living with it ever since.

Country music had their monthly awards show last night. Erin Andrews was there. So was Mike Fisher’s wife.

Jimmy Kimmel somehow got the casts of the new and old Ghostbusters movies to show up and dance to Ray Parker Jr. There are no words.