Roundup: Matt Stafford's Girlfriend Can Dance, Sidney Crosby at the DMV & Johnny Manziel is a "Spoiled Punk"

Peter King addresses the Bernie Kosar non-troversy. [MMQB]

“I liked the old Johnny Football. This one seems like just a spoiled punk.” [Star Telegram]

Dodgers 4. Mets 2. LA is now 22-3 since the All-Star break. [MLB.com]

Really good read on the tough upbringing of DJ Fluker, San Diego’s 1st round draft pick. [Union Tribune]

Can I interest you in the Top 100 players in the high school class of 2015? [Scout]

Austin Seferian-Jenkins, the best football player on Washington, fractured a finger on his right hand, and he might miss the season opener against Boise State. [Bell on the Beat]

A Jerry Sandusky victim will probably be going to jail for purse snatching. [Lancaster Online]

Behind the scenes of taping Hard Knocks. [The MMQB]

The Washington Post profiles its new owner, Jeff Bezos, who doesn’t offer a comment to the paper. [Wash Post]

Fox Sports 1 vs. ESPN, which you can’t stop reading about. [Sherman Report]

Sidney Crosby didn’t have to wait in line at the DMV. Why should he have to? [Post Gazette]

This will get done, right? “Fox Sports 1 Still in Talks for Pay-TV Carriage as Debut Nears.” [Business Week]

Baylor’s Brady Heslip, now lighting up international opponents while playing for Team Canada. [North Pole Hoops]

The longest story about the Bobcats, probably ever. [Grantland]

“The Pac-12 Networks are beginning an advertising campaign to get West Coast college football and basketball fans to tell DirecTV to drop dead. To which DirecTV will respond with a yawn so powerful that it may alter the Earth’s rotation.” [Sports Press NW]

This involves the Predators, Blackhawks, and “keeping the red out” of Nashville. [Section 303]

Matt Stafford’s girlfriend (yes, this one) can dance! [via Andrew]

I don’t know about you, but I hate it when attractive women stare at me like this. [via Hot Clicks]

Jumping off a bike into a lake looks like a damn good time. [via Adam]