Roundup: Michael Strahan Leaving Kelly Ripa, Harriet Tubman on the $20

Rose Byrne … Harriet Tubman will be the new face of the twenty … Kelly Ripa skipped work when she heard about Michael Strahan’s new job … don’t worry, there are two comedies about Uber drivers in the works … the actor who plays Ramsay Bolton is playing Hitler … Florida is basically being taken over by giant monitor lizards … BuzzFeed’s watermelon thing won’t break journalism … a-holes left a Bible verse instead of a tip for a gay waitress … professor mauled by bear while teaching … student removed from plane for speaking Arabic … meet the guy behind the Limp Bizkit Sunoco concert hoax … woman allegedly drugs doctor, steals watch … remember Tila Tequila? …

Dan Le Batard and Shaq have a feud. [Slice Miami]

Very talented 17-year old basketball player turns out to be 30. [OttawaCitizen]

Matt Flynn has been a lot of places since his days at LSU. [FOX Sports]

D2 school decides spring game with rock, paper, scissors. [Morning Call]

The official LA Galaxy Twitter has been replying to a troll with the same picture of Robbie Keane and a dolphin for two months. [LA Galaxy]

Morehouse football player allegedly shoots guy during drug deal. [AJC]

Portland State football player arrested for impersonating an officer. [Oregon Live]

Transfer student inadvertently creates the tradition of bowing to the baseball field. [q13Fox]

Vice followed Marshall Henderson around Iraq.

Amateur hockey players experience smelling salts for the first time.

If you’ve never seen The Foot Fist Way, Paramount has uploaded it in its entirety to YouTube and you can watch for free.

This is what happens when you try to call in sick – to a job you don’t have.

Whale breaches right next to a guy on a paddle board.