Russell Westbrook Celebrates NBA's Return by Wearing Whatever This Is

Oklahoma City hosts San Antonio tonight. It’s the first regular season game for both teams. A battle with real consequences requires a warrior walk into battle prepared.

For Russell Westbrook, that means wearing stuff like this. The Thunder guard is fully committed to his getup, which is part 1930s swimsuit, part Gwen Stefani on The Voice.

Want to know how much the NBA has changed? Check out this stat: Westbrook’s shirt hangs more than two inches lower than John Stockton’s game shorts ever did.