Super Bowl: Fire Alarms Keep Going Off in Middle of the Night at the Patriots' Hotel... [UPDATE]

Another false fire alarm at Patriots hotel. That"s two in past three nights.
— Kimberly Jones (@KimJonesSports) January 29, 2015

Gamesmanship is afoot! Some rapscallion(s) in Arizona has pulled a fire alarm in the Patriots hotel in the middle of the night twice this week. Or, somebody was smoking in their room. I guess both of those things are possibilities. Either way, the Patriots may need to disarm the smoke detectors. Sure, it’s against the rules, but they’re just doing it to get some sleep. It’s nothing other hotel guests wouldn’t do.

UPDATE: False Flag… er, Alarm! So, what if there is, like, a real emergency?

Every Patriots player I asked about fire alarms going off overnight said they didn't hear them. This is a large property.
— Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss) January 29, 2015

It hasn’t stopped there. Some conniving Seattle fan also transmitted some germs to Thomas Q. Bradyshire and infected him with a nasopharyngitis! The only asterisk this Super Bowl will have should denote all of the adversity the Pats had to overcome!

During Patriots media session, sitting under bright lights, Tom Brady asked for a towel to wipe his face. "Fighting a cold," he said.
— Kimberly Jones (@KimJonesSports) January 28, 2015