Tua Tagovailoa Not a Fan of Ryan Clark Comparing Him to Thick Stripper
By Kyle Koster

ESPN NFL analyst Ryan Clark observed that there was more of Tua Tagovailoa to love during yesterday's NFL Live.
"I'll tell you what he wasn't doing," Clark said. "He wasn't in the gym. I bet you that. He might have spent a lot of time at the tattoo parlor. He was not at the dinner table eating what the nutritionist had advised. He looks happy. He is thick. He's built like a girl working at Onyx in Atlanta right now on the bottom."
The joke played well to the roundtable and there was laughter that sounded like Dennis Nedry in Jurassic Park when he sees the shaving cream plan. It did not play well with the Dolphins fanbase, because well, they are quite a group.
This level of hate from Ryan Clark is unbelievable…
— JoeRobbie (@JoeRobbie_) August 22, 2023
Tua does nothing but keep his head down and work his tail off the ENTIRE off season to get his body right.
How dare @espn for the constant hate y’all don’t even hide it anymore pic.twitter.com/w5I6OwZJH4
Clark tweeted a few hours after the show that he actually said a lot of positive things about Tua and the Fins.
Lolol!! The funniest part about this is the fact that I spent the entire pure analysis praising Tua for proving that if he’s healthy he can flat out do it… And saying Miami has what they need to compete. But Miami Fans are so used to defending him they care about a joke in… https://t.co/emrQB4lkoY
— Ryan Clark (@Realrclark25) August 23, 2023
That could have been the end of it but the Dolphins quarterback was asked about the segment after practice today and responded with some strong words of his own.
Tua Tagovailoa with some strong words to ESPN’s Ryan Clark and his criticism that Tua didn’t seem to train well in offseason. He ends saying:
— Will Manso (@WillManso) August 23, 2023
“I’d appreciate if you kept my name out your mouth. That’s what I’d say.” pic.twitter.com/UrZpZsO1I0
"Ryan's been out of the league for some time. It's a little weird when people are talking about other people when they're not that person. It's just a little weird. I come from a Samoan family, like, respect is everything but you know it does get to a point where, hey, a little easy on that, buddy. I think we're pretty tough-minded people and if we need to get scrappy we can get scrappy too. Just saying."
Tagovailoa was then asked how hard he worked in the offseason.
"I think we all worked hard throughout the offseason and I'm not someone to talk about myself the entire time but it takes a lot. You think I wanted to build all this muscle? To some extent I wanted to be a little lighter. There's mixture of things that people don't understand that people don't know about that are talked about that go behind the scenes. So I'd appreciate it if you kept my name out of your mouth."
I think a few things can be true here. A lot of players have rabbit ears and can deal with fair criticism. And what Clark said was pretty out there because one simply does not hear players compared to curvy strippers on afternoon sports television too often.
Still feel the exact same!! https://t.co/J1nGogfDS9
— Ryan Clark (@Realrclark25) August 23, 2023
Only a few hours until the next NFL Live. The sausage-making is circular.