Turns Out Koji Uehara Wasn't a Big Fan of the Red Sox Collection of Beards

This is what the final credits of the official 2013 Boston Red Sox World Series film is going to look like. Yep, it’s a lot of talk about beards. If only it was just the Sox talking about their famed facial heard. Instead we get a healthy dose of beard tugging, beard stroking and even some beard tasting thanks to Jonny Gomes.

Disgusting.

Even the normally reserved Dustin Pedroia gets in on the act with this “I’m so pretty” pose.

Closer Koji Uehara, meanwhile, threw some cold water on the Boston beard party.

Thank you, Koji.