University of Miami Police Take Shot At Florida With Bike Locking PSA
By Ty Duffy

The University of Miami police posted this bike locking PSA on YouTube. The bike thief is dressed like a Florida Gator. The notion is obviously absurd. Florida graduates only steal tacos. We’ll deduct points for not being in a position to tweak their conference rivals.
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