You're Not Going to Believe This, But, Rob Gronkowski's Party Cruise is a Massive Rager
By Rob Perez

As someone who thinks Project X is the best movie ever created, I think I have the credentials to be the judge of whether a party is “LIT” or not.
Currently somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean is New England Patriots Tight End/Notorious Party Animal Rob Gronkowski’s party cruise ship. Per the event’s website, the three-day adventure started Friday in Miami, and the ship will travel through the Bahamas and a private piece of land called “Gronk’s Island” as the 2500 patrons on board party until they can’t party anymore.
The footage is beginning to trickle in, and IT IS LIT.
Gronk doing Gronk things ? (via IG/iampatsnation)https://t.co/BGgiqAdukh
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) February 21, 2016
Video has emerged from the Rob Gronkowski Party Ship & it looks exactly how we thought it would pic.twitter.com/FdAPBtRjww (H/T @DanteTheDon)
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) February 21, 2016
Gronk party ship update (from my friend on the boat): pic.twitter.com/1cDHc1gphJ
— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) February 20, 2016
Gronkowski Party Ship update No. 2. (From a friend. Honest.) pic.twitter.com/2LpjEbSbkZ
— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) February 20, 2016
Who wants a piggyback ride from Gronk? (@SammyAdams does.) pic.twitter.com/MgzhbhrJKT
— James Reed (@jreedwrites) February 21, 2016
Oh, by the way: Flo Rida is there performing too
Who doesn’t like a good ol’ bribe?
My Gronk Party Ship source reports Gronk offers couple "10 grand cash right now if you bang in front of everybody." pic.twitter.com/6shf8YJHyy
— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) February 21, 2016
GRONK DAD.
Gronkowski Party Ship update No. 4: SOMEBODY GONE GET PREGNANT TONIGHT, featuring Gronk Dad. pic.twitter.com/4oInBDPV6V
— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) February 21, 2016
As for “who are the people who attend this thing?” Well, you be the judge…
"Ready for day 1 in Miami! #miami #gronkcruise #gronk pic.twitter.com/dNSkWPFvSR"
- — Kim Conran (@kimconranxox) February 18
@975Middays about to board the Gronk Cruise! pic.twitter.com/rjA2ams6fr
— The Gold Standard (@Gold_Standard17) February 19, 2016
And finally, video surfaced of the party getting started before the ship even left port:
The bros got mad moves on the #GronkPartyShip. pic.twitter.com/HVBkavtdnB
— James Reed (@jreedwrites) February 20, 2016
You’re probably asking yourself: “What are the Golden Girls doing on a ship with a bunch of horny partying meatheads?”
Here’s your answer:
The most amazing fact about the Gronk cruise is that his marketing team only reserved part of the ship lol https://t.co/1pirENuQ7n
— Michele Steele (@ESPNMichele) February 20, 2016
BAHAHAHA — they are sharing the ship!!!! Project X, WE HAVE FOUND A WORTHY SEQUEL.