Alison Brie because she’s cute, funny and searching for just the right photo takes forever. The Germans are getting sick of bailing Europe out. But don’t expect the EU to implode. Texas suspends a fraternity for live sex shows. Lost writer admits they made it up as they went. Worst wardrobe malfunction conceivable. You can sleep in a mine shaft in Sweden for just $600 a night.
Apple has an “event” scheduled for Oct. 4, which is probably the unveiling of the iPhone 5. [This is My Next]
Manchester City’s Carlos Tevez refused to play last night, which is kind of a big deal. [Independent]
Corvallis is the safest place to live in the United States. Dallas is the most dangerous, and that’s not even factoring in the guns. [NYTimes]
The Pac 12 adds insult to Matt Barkley’s injury. [Pac 12]
Freep headline writers know how to grab your attention. [Jalopnik]
Mark Dantonio bans his players from talking to the media so they can focus on the Ohio State game. The media gets 15 minutes of access on Tuesday. [Hey Joe]
Kardashian sisters talk about a penis. Those twits can’t even make that interesting. [xoJane]
Purse-snatching, crack pipe, running into a parked car, Florida. [Orlando Sentinel]
Signed Pizza boxes from Dominos store managers are destined to become collectors items. [AnnArbor.com]
Drunk guy gets caught in a funhouse [Sharapova’s Thigh]
Someone caught a 1,000 pound aligator. [WWLTV]
Peyton Manning had a party foul. [Shot of Ginn]
Wingsuit guy flies through Chinese rock formation. Sponsored by Red Bull? Of course he is.
Blind kid figured out how to play Zelda. Name one thing you’ve done more impressive.
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