Roundup: Germans Sick of Bailing Out Europe, Texas Frat Suspended For Sex Shows, Nancy Grace...Shudder

Alison Brie because she’s cute, funny and searching for just the right photo takes forever.┬áThe Germans are getting sick of bailing Europe out. But don’t expect the EU to implode. Texas suspends a fraternity for live sex shows. Lost writer admits they made it up as they went. Worst wardrobe malfunction conceivable. You can sleep in a mine shaft in Sweden for just $600 a night.

Apple has an “event” scheduled for Oct. 4, which is probably the unveiling of the iPhone 5. [This is My Next]

Manchester City’s Carlos Tevez refused to play last night, which is kind of a big deal. [Independent]

Corvallis is the safest place to live in the United States. Dallas is the most dangerous, and that’s not even factoring in the guns. [NYTimes]

The Pac 12 adds insult to Matt Barkley’s injury. [Pac 12]

Here’s an interview with Paul Shirley, who once wrote about Haiti. [The Athletic Supporter]

Freep headline writers know how to grab your attention. [Jalopnik]

Mark Dantonio bans his players from talking to the media so they can focus on the Ohio State game. The media gets 15 minutes of access on Tuesday. [Hey Joe]

Kardashian sisters talk about a penis. Those twits can’t even make that interesting. [xoJane]

Purse-snatching, crack pipe, running into a parked car, Florida. [Orlando Sentinel]

Signed Pizza boxes from Dominos store managers are destined to become collectors items. [AnnArbor.com]

Drunk guy gets caught in a funhouse [Sharapova’s Thigh]

Someone caught a 1,000 pound aligator. [WWLTV]

Peyton Manning had a party foul. [Shot of Ginn]

Wingsuit guy flies through Chinese rock formation. Sponsored by Red Bull? Of course he is.

Blind kid figured out how to play Zelda. Name one thing you’ve done more impressive.

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