Roundup: Avril Lavigne Kissed Winnie Cooper, Ted Leonsis Took Shot at Grantland, RIP Elmore Leonard
By Ty Duffy
Ted Leonsis did not appreciate the Wizards’ team name ranking on Grantland, took a shot at “Grantland.” [Extra Mustard]
Maryland guard Dez Wells is suing Xavier over his expulsion. [Yahoo! Sports]
The 100 college football twitter accounts to follow for the upcoming season (including a couple of our guys). [Athlon]
Mario Balotelli walked on water, gave an audience to Grant Wahl. [Sports Illustrated]
Roll Toilet kid decommitted from Notre Dame, may be heading to UNC. [247]
Dude Perfect on pickup basketball stereotypes. [BroBible]
Fifth Vanderbilt player arrested for allegedly helping cover up the alleged aggravated rape. [ABC News]
Florida man attacked mom’s boyfriend with a samurai sword over missing can of shrimp. [Orlando Sentinel]
Celtics moving from WEEI to unknown destination. [Boston.com]
Wisconsin man drove 14 miles in wrong direction, was allegedly intoxicated. [WISN]
Billy Ripken joining Bob Costas on MLB Network telecast. [Baltimore Sun]
Clerk injured while thwarting Hasselhoff sign theft. [WFSB]
Former Hawkeye Pierre Pierce hit game-winning shot against Iowa during exhibition tour. [Quad City Times]
Avril Lavigne makes music, makes out with Winnie Cooper.
Saucer Slotz
Dodgeball Double Catch (via @cartmaniak)
One Angry Dwarf
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