Marlin Fishing Looks Fun, Except When It Jumps Onto Your Boat and Nearly Impales You

So … you’ve rented out a sport-fishing boat with your buddies to spend the afternoon trying to hook some majestic marlins. Imagine the thrill when you feel there’s a tug on the line. You start reeling it in. Your adrenaline starts to rise. You fight through the pain in your forearms. That fish is going to be yours. As you pull it in … terror … the 350-pound giant flies at you with its spear-like nose point directly at your stomach.

That’s almost what happened in this fishing video, but tragedy was averted. Man ended up beating fish once again.

In any event, marlins are much much cooler when they’re named Billy and wearing Hulkamania t-shirts.