Kelyn Rowe scored this long-range golazo for the New England Revolution during their 5-1 victory over Philadelphia Union over the weekend. That’s two straight weeks the club has produced some awesome goals. Rowe’s effort probably isn’t as amazing as Juan Agudelo’s cheeky backheel flip, but still worth taking a moment to look at.
Perhaps the best part of the clip is the play-by-play work by Brad Feldman, who comes off like a cross between mid-90s SportsCenter and Kevin Harland. Here’s what he said in real time: “From downtown! With with velocity! … That was a motorboat if he’d been driving a canoe up until this point. How do you do?”