Von Miller and a Urine Collector Reportedly Attempted to Cheat Drug Test

This revelation — leak? — greatly assists in explaining why the troubled linebacker’s suspension was upped from four games to six, and some sources have claimed it could have been upped to an entire year.

Miller’s agent declined comment. The urine collector, who has already been relieved of collecting urine, hasn’t made any official statements, probably because he’s out collecting other urine.

Now the entire process of collecting urine is being looked at by the NFL as they seek new, more secure ways to procure authentic urine from professional football players.

Previously: Von Miller Will Be Suspended for Six Games: “I Made Mistakes”
Previously: Von Miller Arrested at Gun Club (!) on Outstanding Traffic Warrant
Previously: Von Miller Attends Las Vegas Pool Party in a Onesie Because Fashion
Previously: Von Miller Likely to Be Suspended for “At Least Six Games” [UPDATE: Is Von Miller One More Positive Drug Test Away From Banishment from NFL for at Least a Year?]