Todd Helton is now a Centaur Thanks to Fan's Majestic Painting
By Mike Cardillo
Todd Helton is the greatest player in Colorado Rockies history.
Todd Helton is retiring when the 2013 regular season concludes on Sunday.
Todd Helton is now and forever a centaur thanks to this creepy painting a fan brought to Coors Field over the weekend.
Your move, A-Rod. [Via Cut4]
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