Red Sox Player Celebrates Win Using Champagne Bottle in Lewd Manner

Jonny Gomes did his absolute best to take center stage in this GIF, sporting an army helmet, goggles and what has to be a detachable beard, but there’s no avoiding the makeshift dong at left. Gross, dude, gross.

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