RG3 got kicked in the nuts, the Redskins were throttled by San Francisco, and oh, a beer vendor at FedEx Field was robbed by someone using a taser, according to MyFoxDC.com. According to police, a suspect showed a taser to the beer vendor after the game – don’t they stop beer sales in the 3rd quarter? – and then “got away with some money.”
Talk about an awful night for Billionaire Bonaparte Dan Snyder. His team is a disaster, he needs to fire the coach he moved heaven and earth to get in 2010, and now someone allegedly snuck a taser into the stadium to rob a beer vender.
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