This video starts off in harrowing fashion, but I will say this: Chris Fowler’s Dicky V impression at the 24-second mark is pretty damn good, right down to Vitale’s signature mannerisms. And that comes as no surprise really, as the great Fowler can seemingly do no wrong no matter the assignment. Jay Bilas’ quick spot at the 1:35 mark is also enjoyable, but no sane human will ever make it through all 9 minutes and 36 seconds.
An expectedly creepy Jon Gruden can be found at the two-minute mark:
Now do yourself a favor and do something meaningful — read this column by Dick Vitale on the pain he’s endured from bullying. It’s tremendous.
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