Cowboys Fan Freaks Out, Wears Helmet to Bar For Own Protection

Cowboys fans have been burning Tony Romo jerseys since he botched that field goal snap in a playoff game against Seattle in 2007, but somehow there are still people all over this great nation wearing Dallas jerseys with #9 on the back every single Sunday in every sports bar. It’s one of our country’s greatest epidemics. No matter what corner of the world you live in, there are Cowboys fans, insisting they watch their team blow it on the big screen. Yesterday was a rare example of the Cowboys succeeding as Romo threw a game-winning touchdown pass late in the 4th quarter. This caused clapping and fist-pumping and “Wooo!”-ing everywhere. Like this idiot. Who wore a Romo jersey and matching Cowboys helmet to Buffalo Wild Wings.

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