So we’ve covered this whole Ric Flair/49ers/Panthers love triangle pretty extensively this past week. What with the supposed death threats and arrest warrants, the whole ordeal has really felt like a pro wrestling storyline.
Well, what if it were? The whole thing would be far from over — there’d surely be more twists and turns. Enter legendary former WWE announcer Jim Ross, who forecasted what may or may not be coming next over at the Buzzer:
Flair will defy a reported arrest warrant in Charlotte by traveling “home” in the most covert of methods, like when rasslin’ fan favorites and their adversaries would travel together back in the day … the passenger would ride in the backseat of the vehicle and be ready to drop out of sight at the first sign of danger. Flair then will covertly meet with the 49ers and again pledge his unrelenting support to San Francisco. Ric likely will break down and cry during this performance if you’re keeping score at home. Harbaugh may even get a little emotional.
You’ll want to catch the conclusion to the theoretical narrative by imagining Good Ol’ JR’s commentating the stunning sequence of events.
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