This letter started out so promising and enthusiastic in “Dear guest!” but instantly fell off a cliff.
In summation, at the Sochi Olympics you must not put your stuff on the second bed, otherwise you will be charged for putting stuff of the second bed. In fact, don’t even think of looking at the second bed or addressing the second bed in conversation.
Outrageous. Though I must say, picturing members of the media sleeping on a bed with all of their crap on top of them makes for quite the entertaining visual.
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