Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner was not in the team’s Champions League squad to face Bayern Munich. So, he did what one does in that situation: fly home to Denmark and get shit-faced. During a dispute with a cab driver, the 26-year-old dropped trow, rubbed himself against the taxi and whipped it with his belt.
Bendtner, who has not featured for the Londoners since 2 February but did start for his country against England last week, was reported to have unbuttoned his trousers and rubbed up against the side of the taxi by the Danish newspaper, BT. The 26-year-old is then alleged to have whipped the cab with his belt, calling the driver a “little whore”. The cabbie was so concerned that he called the police.
Bendtner also allegedly called the driver “a little whore” and “a little fat pig,” said he would smack him if he was not who he was and told him he wanted to “fuck him.”
This is hardly Bendtner’s first pants dropping related incident. He lost his pants while being removed from a London night club in 2009. He was also fined $126,000 by UEFA after exposing sponsored underwear after scoring at Euro 2012.
Pants removal aside, his finest moment remains scoring a 10 out of 9 for self-perceived competence during psychological testing at Arsenal.