Early Neymar Goal in El Clásico Allows Ray Hudson To Drop Terrific "A Christmas Story" Line
By Kyle Koster
While the rest of you rubes are watching college football, the more sophisticated people on your Twitter timeline are losing it over another renewal of the Real Madrid-Barcelona rivalry.
Barca’s Neymar wasted no time getting his side on the board by scoring a fourth-minute goal.
To no one’s surprise, this delighted Ray Hudson, who used the opportunity to drop a reference to A Christmas Story, a 1983 cult classic about gun safety.
Perhaps weekday writer Mike Cardillo can get to the bottom of this obscure one-liner the next time he has a phone conversation with Hudson. Inquiring minds are dying to know why the announcer is thinking about Christmas before Halloween candy is handed out.
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