Ndamukong Suh Has a Tremendous Excuse For Stepping on Aaron Rodgers

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Ndamukong Suh will play in the Lions’ Wild Card game this weekend after winning the appeal of his 1-game suspension for stepping on Aaron Rodgers. Above you can see Suh’s awesome excuse for stepping on Rodger’s injured leg. It was so cold he couldn’t tell the difference between a body and the football field.

If that is true – and why would we have any reason to doubt the word of Ndamukong Suh? – then it was probably dangerous for Suh and every other football player to be out on that field on Sunday. I mean, if you can’t tell the difference between a leg which is not flat and the Earth which is… also not flat. Huh. I guess they did prove the Earth was round like a hundred years ago so Suh’s story checks out.

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