Chris Mortensen Circa 1992 Will Make Your Day or Haunt Your Dreams
By Tim Ryan
This is Chris Mortensen’s byline photo from a 1992 issue of Sporting News. And with that, you may now offer up your best Ed Rooney reference. Personally, imaging Mort riding a school bus and unceremoniously flicking a gummy bear is a wonderful place to start.
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