Sports Illustrated Made All the NFC Quarterbacks Look Weird and Awkward

Brees has a goatee, and he and Ryan both look like middle-aged dads. Cutler looks like a bad drawing of Cutler. Romo looks like a confused Brett Favre in a wig. Wilson and Kaepernick look like they were cut out of Expendables 3 at the last minute. Not to mention Wilson’s pants or Kaep’s lack of a shirt. Foles’ mean mug is as intense as Cutler’s attempt at smiling.

Thank Peyton for Stafford. His big head, mop top and goofy grin remain untouched.

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