A-Rod Writes Hand-Written Apology to Fans, Reveals Excellent Penmanship

It’s a slow day in February, so that makes it a perfect time for Alex Rodriguez to issue a formal apology to baseball fans across the globe for his “mistakes” that resulted in a year-long suspension in 2014. By now, about all I have to add to the situation is that A-Rod’s cursive handwriting is excellent. Seriously. Thanks to computers and phones, I’d guess in 10-15 years the average American’s penmanship will be nothing more than a couple of squiggly lines.

So for that, we salute you, Alex.

Good luck to the New York tabloids, who’ll have 12+ hours to cook up a witty, timeless, pun-filled headline for their front and back pages for Wedensday’s editions.

Sigh.