Phillies Hot Dog Gun Malfunctions, Telestrator Yields Phallic Imagery

Cliff Lee was at the helm of the Phillies’ hot dog gun during their Spring Training game against the Pirates tonight, and the machine failed to adequately shoot the venerable ballpark fare. The Philly Phanatic tried, and failed, to be of service and the telestrator didn’t help matters either.

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