PM Roundup: Bill Simmons in a "Fistful of B.S.", Dez Bryant Wants to Get Paid

The PM Roundup is here, and ready to watch some old spaghetti westerns.

We’ll just leave this here. Simmons in Fistful of B.S.

Spoemler: Roger Goodell makes an appearance.

Go Get Paid, Dez

Everybody voicing opinions..13 mil is cool but Where is my security? I'll wait ...5 years without complaining..So how am I selfish? #family1
— Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) June 17, 2015

All-Star Hats! They should bring back the White Sox shorts too

All 30 MLB All-Star cap designs (sorry, this is the best resolution I have at the moment). pic.twitter.com/3g1C1RJZ9u
— Paul Lukas (@UniWatch) June 17, 2015

Whereas Bayless Just Needs to Validate his Existence

.@RealSkipBayless Love you too Skip!
— Stephen Curry (@StephenCurry30) June 17, 2015

I’ve had Jack Daniels at every game in Austin I’ve ever been to.

Texas announces beer and wine will be sold at home games in 2015. Has been tested at baseball games since 2014.
— David Ubben (@davidubben) June 17, 2015

No-hitter jinxes are real, and they’re spectacular

I stand with @KayleeHartung. There's no such thing as a no-hitter jinx and if you think there is, you're 11. http://t.co/KOlzm8IrKi
— Kyle Koster (@KyleKoster) June 17, 2015

This Date in TBL History: Mike Francesa talked World Cup (2014) … Atlanta Station made fun of Steve Gleason (2013) … Rooster Guy interrupts US Open interview (2012) … The Vancouver riot kissing couple (2011) … Mitch Albom on bloggers (2010).

Miscellaneous: David Simon working on a 70’s porn drama for HBO, and something Bill Simmons… My old roommate and best man was on 610 Sports in Houston to talk legal issues with Cardinals hacking story … Cauley-Stein didn’t know what Trill meant when he legally changed his name. Trill story.