PM Roundup: Mia Khalifa's Recruiting Pitch, Is Mike Francesa a Mush?

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Mia Khalifa Continues to Provide Benefits for FSU

Porn Star Mia Khalifa Is Quite Excited About Everett Golson’s Commitment To Florida State http://t.co/K6HLnm9zSh
— The Spun (@TheSpun) May 19, 2015

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, @Everett_Golson5 ?? pic.twitter.com/x4fBI6bmVg
— Mia K. (@miakhalifa) May 19, 2015

Francesa is Not a Mush, Okay?

It’s Not Twue, It’s Not Twue

The radio station in Germany allegedly reporting "Klopp to Real Madrid" doesn't exist. #impeccablesource
— Raphael Honigstein (@honigstein) May 19, 2015

Named After the Field of His Parents’ Dreams

Here's something I just learned: @uibaseball has a player named Fenway Parks. @RedSox pic.twitter.com/szg0UEBXDW
— Brent Yarina (@BTNBrentYarina) May 18, 2015

See You at the Alumni Cookouts and Other “Extra-Curricular Events,” Warren

Committed #GoTigers pic.twitter.com/eaa2Waqlex
— Warren Sapp (@WarrenSapp) May 19, 2015

My Mind Is a Raging Torrent, Flooded with Rivulets of Thought Cascading into a Waterfall of Creative Alternatives

Wait, wtf did she just say? https://t.co/vGcn3NUqXx
— Aaron Nagler (@AaronNagler) May 19, 2015

This Date in TBL History: Ty on Gus Johnson and the Voice of American Soccer (2014) … Squints and Ham Showed Up to a Sandlot Screening at Target Field (2013) … The Champions League Final Took Place, and a Bayern fan picked her nose on TV (2012) … “I’m in the camp that sees Steph Curry as Jimmer Fredette’s most similar peer in the NBA” from the Stephen Douglas Fredette glory days (2011).

Miscellaneous: more assignments for Women’s World Cup, including Grant Wahl as correspondent-at-large and Jenny Taft embedded with USWNT … Adrian Robinson’s death ruled a suicide … Rafael Furcal formally retires.