Seattle Car Dealership Owes 12 People $35,000 Each Because the Seahawks Shut Out the Giants

This should be the final, greatest insult of the Giants’ pathetic season. Promotional guarantees like this are only made when a really good team plays a really bad team. The dealership might as well have offered a free month of a lease for every interception Eli Manning threw. That would have been five free months. He threw five interceptions. Five.

[The News Tribune via Bob’s Blitz]

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