Massive Alligator Bites Drunk Guy, 80 Stitches Required in His Hand

Consider this a PSA. If you happen upon an alligator, do not throw your t-shirt on its face and grab it by the tail and try to drag it out of the road. I know, you wouldn’t think someone would need to tell you that, but you would be surprised. Take these three bros who were filled with “liquid courage” over the weekend. A gator was in the road, so they decided to throw their shirts on its face and grab it by the tail. After a little prodding, the gator whips around and grabs the closest thing to him – that dude’s hand. The result is 80-stitches.

In conclusion – leave alligators alone. [via WTSP]